Instagram Alive or Just Breathing?

imsoshive:

me: what’s for dinner?

her: *spreads her legs*

me: 

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so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it. 


blackorchid2007:

THIS IS THE ONLY WOMAN WHO CAN STAND NEXT TO BEYONCE AND STILL BE THE MOST FABULOUS PERSON IN THE ROOM

(Source: lizlemonism)

It’s a story I’ll tell you one day when I’m drunk.
Hud (Paul Newman), HUD (1963)

(Source: cr8dv8)

andrewpauldost:

i want dogs to be allowed at more places and i want children under 6 to not be